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Haterosexual 

The polar opposite of pansexual. Haterosexuality is the complete raw hatred of every living person regardless of gender or sexual identity. Like asexuality but replaces the utter indifference towards sexual pursuits with total disdain in the activity and the consequences that it entails. When an individual does not identify as any other previous sexual orientation because she/he despises those labels because they do not accurately cover all possibilities, she/he is most likely a haterosexual.
When questioned about her sexual orientation, Susy said she did not have one but despised the idea of romantic pursuits. Therefore, Susy is a 'Haterosexual.'
Haterosexual by Kyle Bryce November 3, 2013
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haterosexual 

n. one who derives sexual pleasure from anger; especially anger towards a specific group of people.
The Rev. Fred Phelps is one of the few brave haterosexuals to have come out of the closet.

Haterosexual 

Any person, especially on the internet, who openly discriminates or advocates the oppression of homosexuals or any aspect of the homosexual lifestyle.
Brad: Did you hear about Utah's ratification of gay marriage?

George: I saw a post on Facebook! Too bad there were a bunch of haterosexual comments on it.

Brad: Don't let the hateros get you down.
Haterosexual by Leggplant January 17, 2014

hatterosexual 

One who is sexually attracted to felt, or satin hats.
Cole: Bro, you gotta come with us to the party. There'll be plenty of cute girls there.
Hank: Sorry man, but i'm hatterosexual.
hatterosexual by human soul December 22, 2017

Haterosexual 

n. always a closeted homosexual who tries to throw everyone off their scent by hating on the gays. normally from behind a religious pulpit or platform. always republican.
that priest/congressman that's always bashing the homosexual lifestyle was caught with an underage boy again. what a haterosexual.
Haterosexual by Barracksrat8 July 12, 2023

Haterosexual

A woman who despises men, but isn’t attracted to women and who chooses to stay single because she would rather do that than date anyone on this planet.
She’s been accused of being a lesbian because she doesn’t date men anymore, but really she’s a haterosexual.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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