Hatophile

Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.

Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...

by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010

Homophile

A person who romanticizes or fetishizes homosexual relationship/couples/or romances. The person doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual themselves, on the contrary they tend to be heterosexuals that enjoy relationships between people of the opposite gender.

That straight guy fetishizes lesbian couples, he's a homophile.
That girls is a yaoi fangirl, she reads fanfiction about gay couples.

by correctorism August 29, 2013

halophile

n. an organism that can live in extremely salty enviornments
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo

"I ate this pretzel with so much salt and it didn't make me feel weird!"
"Dude, you're like a halophile!"

"I played Halo for the duration of summer vacation with no breaks!"
"Dude, you're a Halophile"

by the pwn3r December 20, 2005

Homophile

A heterosexual person who has an obsessive fascination with all things homosexual.

Spectators at the gay pride parade included not only the local gay community but hundreds of homophiles as well.

by The Original Etymologist December 28, 2013

hairophile

One who is sexually turned on by the smell and touch of hair.

Kyle is such a hairophile, the smell of my hair turns him on.

by grimly grim April 16, 2015

Batophile

A person, likely male, who suffers from a wanking addiction.

"Louis, this is your 3rd shower today, what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"

by Rilasciando September 30, 2011

halophile

A person that plays a lot of Halo (xbox game series), person who uses terms such as: "pwnd", "noob", "raped", etc. while not playing halo.

"my friend is a hopeless halophile"

by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007