Haemophile 

A mf who is sexually aroused by blood

Haemophile is a person sexually aroused by blood
"I'm a haemophile!"
"What does that mean?"
"I'm sexually aroused by blood !"
"DUDE WTF????"

Haemophile by bubblegum_bitch September 2, 2023

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Homophile 

A person who romanticizes or fetishizes homosexual relationship/couples/or romances. The person doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual themselves, on the contrary they tend to be heterosexuals that enjoy relationships between people of the opposite gender.

That straight guy fetishizes lesbian couples, he's a homophile.
That girls is a yaoi fangirl, she reads fanfiction about gay couples.

Homophile by correctorism August 29, 2013

halophile 

n. an organism that can live in extremely salty enviornments
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo

"I ate this pretzel with so much salt and it didn't make me feel weird!"
"Dude, you're like a halophile!"

"I played Halo for the duration of summer vacation with no breaks!"
"Dude, you're a Halophile"

halophile by the pwn3r December 20, 2005

Homophile 

A heterosexual person who has an obsessive fascination with all things homosexual.

Spectators at the gay pride parade included not only the local gay community but hundreds of homophiles as well.

Homophile by The Original Etymologist December 28, 2013

hemophiliac 

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.

His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.

hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008

Hatophile 

Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.

Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...

Hatophile by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010