Hamophilia

Hamophilia (noun)
ha·mo·phil·ia /ˌhæmoʊˈfɪliə/

An intense fondness for, preference toward, or humorous obsession with ham or ham-based foods. Someone who is sexually turned on by ham.

• “His devotion to spiral-cut holiday ham made him slightly aroused.”
• “I don’t just like pork — I have full-blown hamophilia.”

Hamophilia by Sexual Hamtastic February 11, 2026

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

homophilic 

One who is obsessed with gaydom and is the complete antithesis of a homophobic person.

Origin: In biology, the suffix "philic" is used to describe attraction. For instance, something that is hydrophilic is attracted to water (while something that is hydrophobic is repelled by water.)

She is so homophilic--her ipod is filled with tracks from Tegan and Sara, the Indigo Girls, and Ani Difranco.

He is so homophilic--his ipod is filled with the Scissor Sisters, Elton John, and the Village People.

homophilic by Homophilics (H&I) March 22, 2005

homophiliac 

A person who loves gay.

ryofire is a homophiliac.

homophiliac by uy lam August 24, 2005

hemophiliac 

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.

His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.

hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008

Hamzaphilia 

When you are deeply in love with STITI HAMZA even when you know that love is hard

A:i am diagnosed with hamzaphilia i love him so much
B:love is hard

Hamzaphilia by Ganuthu March 21, 2022

haphiliate 

*to haphiliate, haphilated, or haphiliating.*
A word meaning, hyperness and happyness, combined with a few random outbursts of emotion, such as laughter.

"How are you?"
"I am wonderful, and haphiliated. HAHAHA"

haphiliate by Brianna Lynn January 11, 2009