Habophilia

Habophilia (n.) /ˌhæboʊˈfɪliə/,

Habophilia is a longing and desire to be held. Missing the feeling of being held and also missing how parents used to hug you with love and attention.

Habophilia also includes adjective versions, Habophilic (2), Habophile (3), Habophilize (4), and Habophilically (5).

Habophilia comes from the Latin word, habendus (to be held), and Greek suffix, -philia (loving)

(1) After a long, stressful week of work, my habophilia kicks in and all I want is to be held.
(2) She was feeling habophilic on a rainy afternoon, craving a long time.
(3) I am such a habophile; physical affection is my love language.
(4) They spent the entire lazy Sunday morning habophilizing on the couch.
(5) He wrapped his arms around her habophilically, seeking comfort.

Habophilia by crowzoneeee September 14, 2026

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Hebephilia 

Hebephilia refers to an adult's sexual preference for pubescent youths; the term was introduced by Glueck (1955).1 It differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in individuals in mid- to late adolescence,2 and from pedophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in prepubescent children.3 While individuals with a sexual preference for adults (i.e., teleiophiles) may have some sexual interest in pubescent-aged individuals,4 the term hebephilia is reserved for those who prefer pubescent-aged individuals over adults.

Sally is a pubescent child.
Tom likes Sally because she is a pubescent 10 year old girl.
He likes Pubscent girls.
That makes him a Hebephile.
Hebephilia

Hebephilia by MsVenus September 27, 2009

homophiliac 

A person who loves gay.

ryofire is a homophiliac.

homophiliac by uy lam August 24, 2005

hemophiliac 

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.

His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.

hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008

tabophilia 

Not to be confused with taphophilia, tabophilia is a condition in which an Internet user becomes obsessed with browser tabs. A tabophile may have 10+ tabs open at any one time with the conviction that they may have the need to save those tabs for later. Another symptom is saving tabs at the end of each browsing session and letting them carry over to the next session. This allows the number of tabs to accumulate quite quickly. Sufferers of this condition are usually net addicts.

-"Why do you have 93 tabs open?"
-"Shut up, I might need all those!"
-"Holy crap, you have tabophilia, don't you?!"
-"Yeah, sorry I meant to tell you."

tabophilia by lechatfou August 12, 2009

Heebophilia 

Term akin to yellow fever for describing the sexual preference or fetish for a person of Jewish ethnicity. See also Heeb.

Xiao Mei is totally on Ari Shapiro's jock. She has heebophilia.

Heebophilia by Arthur Gonzarelli July 3, 2005