Hatophile

Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.

Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...

by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010

booze o'clock

The time of day in Scotland (10a.m.) which we have to wait until to buy more booze and continue the party.

Connor: Hey Alex-bud, is it booze o'clock yet?

Alex: Aye, its 10 past.

Connor: We should get vodka.

by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010