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HASHmonKEY 

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.
Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover
HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007

hashmonkey 

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.
He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.
hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008
The Hashoo is a wild creature and It is commonly found in cities located in Canada. It is often heard saying " kids" to people that swear. The Hashoo likes too read and is good at math.
Jim: F*** you.
Hashoo: Jim, kids.
Jim: Shut up.
hashoo by The Hashoo October 29, 2019

Hasshole 

When someone is hassling you about something while being an asshole about it.
"Take out the trash already!"
"Fine I'll do it now so you can stop being an hasshole."
Hasshole by xKrazyKiller February 9, 2012

Hashobong 

A bong used to smoke hash.
Yo! Hit this hashobong.
Hashobong by Quzcrew October 16, 2018

Hasshole 

When David Hasselhoff acts like a complete asshole.
Fan: OMG! It's David Hasselhoff! Can I have your autograph?

David Hasselhoff: Fuck off!

Fan: Jeez, someone's being a hasshole.
Hasshole by piratesschaf2112 January 15, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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