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HASHmonKEY 

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.
Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover
HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007
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hashmonkey 

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.
He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.
hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.
"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."
hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

haxmonkey 

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.
Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...
haxmonkey by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker
"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"
hosemonkey by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005

cashmonkey 

Synonym for a money pit as it applies to a person or people
"Yvonne" (not her real name) is 37 years old, she lives with her parents, has no job, and is fully supported by her parents. Yvonne is a cashmonkey.
cashmonkey by Hugh G. Rection February 3, 2004

haxmonkey 

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.
Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!
haxmonkey by Alway11 May 7, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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