HASHmonKEY 

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.

Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover

HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007

hashmonkey 

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.

He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.

hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.

"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."

hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

haxmonkey 

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.

Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...

haxmonkey by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker

"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"

hosemonkey by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005

cashmonkey 

Synonym for a money pit as it applies to a person or people

"Yvonne" (not her real name) is 37 years old, she lives with her parents, has no job, and is fully supported by her parents. Yvonne is a cashmonkey.

cashmonkey by Hugh G. Rection February 3, 2004

haxmonkey 

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.

Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by Alway11 May 7, 2007