Faketionary's definitions

Gainzo

/gEiN-ZOH/
Noun:

Someone who spends more time before the gym mirror than on the bench press.

Raj's only workout at the gym is lifting his phone to take a selfie. What a Gainzo.

by Faketionary January 11, 2018

Slutato

/sluht-ey-toh/
Noun:

A person who boasts about getting "lucky" everytime.

Tom talks so much about getting lucky every time. He even bragged about getting lucky at a voting booth. What a Slutato.

by Faketionary January 11, 2018

Lacktivist

/lack-ti-vist/
Noun:
Reposts about random causes but doesn't do anything about it.

Rahul only shares posts about social causes and goes back to scrolling through the Internet. He's such a Lacktivist.

by Faketionary January 11, 2018

Forbird

/fawr burd/
Noun:
Someone who spreads rumours on whatsapp without verifying

This morning Roshan sent me a forward about how 90% of flies are government drones. What a Forbird.

by Faketionary January 11, 2018

Hashho

/hash-ho/
Noun:
That person who uses too many irrelevant hashtags.

This hashhoe has posts using every single popular hashtag from 2017! Im gonna block him!

by Faketionary January 4, 2018