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Hartney Complex

A state in which the body can not register that it is tired or wants to retire for the night.
I think I have the Hartney Complex, I haven't slept in like three days!
Hartney Complex by AldyG August 12, 2009

Hartney Helmet 

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.
Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.
Hartney Helmet by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Sean Hartney

Sean is a very funny guy. He is tall dark and handsome. He is good at playing steep but he’s utter shit at fortnite. Sean will often say “I will never read the jungle book the same way” or “I will never look at a giraffe the same way”.
Ay its Sean Hartney

William Hartnell 

The first actor to portray The Doctor in the BBC television program, originally premiering as the first doctor on 23rd of November 1963 in "An Unearthly Child". His companion was his "Granddaughter", Susan Foreman. He was replaced by Patrick Throughton on the 5th of November 1966 in "The Power Of The Daleks"
The Doctor: One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me I am not mistaken in mine. (William Hartnell as The Doctor)
William Hartnell by TheAtariNerd February 2, 2013

Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children
“My dad is mr Hartley
Mr Hartley by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
An outgoing, beautiful, wise young lady who wears her heart on her sleeve. Her laugh is contagious. Her smile is sweet. Her eyes shine. A Hartley makes mistakes, but learns from them. She is a leader, not a follower. Boys practically drool over her beauty; yet she does not know how beautiful she truly is, inside and out. Her sweet/ funny/ caring/ yet sarcastic personality makes her a very likable girl. Any young man would be lucky to have a Hartley. He may not see it, but once he has her... He is never going to want her to leave. Hartleys really are amazing.
Wow, she's perfect. She must be a Hartley.
Hartley by soccer412 October 3, 2011