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To be mildly handsome and extremely sexual at times. He cannot be read... at all. He has no emotions. He sucks balls. Or it. Squish.
Harnois by Elron McKitty February 6, 2010
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crusty harnish 

Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.
Jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.
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Hornoise 

"Hornoise" is a french slang word that is used to describe a feeling of being horny and maybe a little angry, sad, melancholic or so. It is similar to the slang word "Hangry" but it is broader and has a more individual meaning depending on the persons sexual or care needs. The is usually used in a careful manner and mostly in close-knit friendship groups as only the people who know you closely will also understand what "being hornoise" means to the person expressing it.

Rumour has it that this term has first been used at a Faggoteria, a gathering that was held in Switzerland to collectively celebrate all kinds of faggoteries, slutteries, shenaniganseries and other naughty things.
"Je suis trés hornoise!"
"Tonight I feel a bit hornois, do you feel like cuddling with me?"
"Luckily we got our amazing faggot friends to calm our inner hornoisie"
"The faggots and their friends were always hooking up with each other, transforming their inner hornoisie into revolutionary energy"
Hornoise by cristlzblue May 3, 2023

Harnisha 

A girl who has cutest smile. She's everyone's favourite.She's good at multitasking.Loves to interact with her favorite people.A bit emotional,but she is a strong girl. No one can replace her
Hey!..Harnisha here
Harnisha by Mayuu November 23, 2021
Making out with a girl while sporting a mustache.
Did you hear about Tom Harnishing that girl?
Harnish by Slothey July 19, 2006
this word orginated from a random college party when all of a sudden strangers started to show up. the strangers pretended that they knew someone at the party and said they knew the "harnos". not knowing what the word "harnos" was, we automatically let them in. so if u nerds out there need automatic entry to a party, let them ppl at the door know that you know the "Harnos"
party goer: i know the harnos
owner of house: alright dude, ur in because u know the HARRRRRRRRRRNOS
harnos by people of newell 60 October 29, 2004

Harnischin' 

Lying with no regrets; To lie compulsively through your teeth.
Mason was telling us the other day that he slept with three black women in one week, and we were like "Dude, stop Harnischin' us!"
2 . "Me and buddy were out in the woods this weekend and we saw a 69 point buck, We ain't even Harnischin' ya!"
Harnischin' by YellowEyedBastard1 October 26, 2016
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