Harger 

(Hargers) - The thoughts you have when you’re extremely f*cking high.

(Guy to his friend:) Dude have you ever thought about puting your finger inside a twinky and then eating it off your finger?

(Guys friend:) Bro what kind do of harger even is that?

(Guy) A lit one

Harger by Tidalwaves January 25, 2019

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Harpered it

To clog a toilet in a hotel room

"Dude what's that smell"
"Dammit, he harpered it...now I have to go ask the maids to unclog it..."

Harpered it by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Five Hargreeves 

Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.

Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up

Five Hargreeves by d-o-o-t-e-r April 2, 2019

Ben Hargreeves 

A legend. An icon. A queen.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.

Someone: "I really miss Ben Hargreeves"
Klaus: "I really wish he would shut up"

Ben Hargreeves by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019

Stephen Harper 

Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.

See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)

It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.

External references:

100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com

The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."

If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.

Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.

This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.

If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.

There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."

Stephen Harper by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011