A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.

My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

Harlem Globetrotters by Starchylde May 28, 2016

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Five Hargreeves

Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.

Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up

Five Hargreeves by d-o-o-t-e-r April 2, 2019

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Ben Hargreeves

A legend. An icon. A queen.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.

Someone: "I really miss Ben Hargreeves"
Klaus: "I really wish he would shut up"

Ben Hargreeves by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019

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The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

The Harlem City Shuffle by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022

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