Hardy Whore 

A brand whore who wears Ed Hardy brand clothing from head to toe.

Person 1: What's that guy wearing? It hurts my eyes.
Person 2: Yeah, what a Hardy Whore.

Hardy Whore by Nammy D January 23, 2009

Harpy Whore from Hell

A term used for any ex wife, girlfriend, or other female personage that draw you into their fairytale world by appealing to your deepest hopes and desires. They then proceeds to rip out your heart, taking your hopes, dreams and desires with a dose of spite added to a vile base of vindictiveness to create the elixer that perpetuates their own menial existance.

The Harpy Whore from Hell took my life, my children and my trust but she did not nor could she take my soul or my integrity.

Harpy Whore from Hell by Wetha Phukawie February 16, 2008

Hard Money Whore

A prostitute who is paid so little for services, she accepts coins rather than paper money.

Alternatively, a prostitute one views so lowly you would only pay her in coins.

That hard money whore on River street charges a quarter for an hour, so I gave her two dimes and a nickel.

Hard Money Whore by Pipiofftherails January 29, 2026

Hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work 

Very very hot. Can be temperture or being hot as in sexually hot.

1. It's hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work in here.
2. That Kathy is hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work.

Hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work by Deep blue 2012 May 1, 2010

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse 

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010

when where how hard? 

when where how hard?

person: "fuck you"

person 2: "when where how hard?"

when where how hard? by material gowrl February 25, 2023

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen by anonymous July 28, 2023