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harballav 

Really GAY person in that is only good in studies. He is horrible in bed and sucks dick at sucking dick. His dick will be the size of a baby’s thumb
That guy I fucked was such a Harballav
harballav by SamSamosa May 8, 2019

Hardballs 

taking a monster rip of a joint, blunt, or bong.
dude GO! hit it hardballs or no balls.
Hardballs by theMandMfactor December 22, 2010

Deep Fried Hairballs 

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.
Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

hairballs8 

hairballs8 is a very funny person who likes to call brody and chris fruity bc they probably are, she also likes telling how she remembered an 8 yo that wanted to date her 😍 she is way more active on her phone then anyone else. She also loves typing kys (kill yourself) and also i only saw her tiktok page i dont actually know lol.
oh, you follow hairballs8? me too <3
hairballs8 by verosikaa<3 February 5, 2022
different word for tumbleweeds
“gen is crickets and hay balls rn”

“i know right”

its not tumbleweeds anymore its hayballs
hayballs by zaraology January 27, 2026
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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