Happy-time

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A time in a man's day when he becomes sexually horny and begins to masturbate

"hey man, whats up"

"hey dude, yo I brought over some playboy. and man is page 17 HH-OT!!!"

"oh shit man, its happy-time"

Happy-time by kingyugi2000 August 17, 2009

Words you can keep

Happy time

When one masturbates and gets very happy,

Aysha made happy time in da bathroom

Happy time by JMizzlle October 12, 2009

happy time

sexual activity, whether it be intercourse or not

Cameron is going to have happy time with Kim.

happy time by Wudofudo July 26, 2007

Happy Time

mastermate

I'm all alone and really horny. Ik I will have happy time! :)

OHHH YEAAA!!!

Happy Time by Happy Time's Num. 1 FAN! June 23, 2009

Happy Time

Term for a college guy. Who is a pimp and always right over shane tattersall. And not a sket, nothing happened

Happy time says 'its all a conspiracy'

Happy Time by Happy Tym January 26, 2009

happy time harry

the most miserable depressed character on the best show in the WORLD - aqua teen hunger force - he comes with action bills so you can loath in his misery with him.

"you know, sometimes i like to take this knife and just cut myself,... see how hard i can do it, before i just ... pass out man"
- Happy time harry

happy time harry by d fCkiiiiNn maGsssss February 19, 2009

happy-time fingers

The fingers used to give a woman an orgasm

I have to be careful playing football, I have a date later and can't damage my happy-time fingers.

happy-time fingers by VanWilderer February 22, 2011

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026