Happy-Seal

Happy-Seal est une marque de vêtement française visant à rendre les gens heureux. "Seal" le phoque les accompagnes à sourire à la vie et à se dépasser en permanence.

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Happy-Seal it's very interesant

Happy-Seal by Bascle Léa February 21, 2020

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Happy Seal

When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.

This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.

MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass

MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?

MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.

Happy Seal by Maxxy Pad - Robz May 13, 2011

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happymeal

a children's meal composed mainly of cardboard, bread, spit, and potatoes.

damn this happymeal tases like shit!

happymeal by facechild November 19, 2003

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*Happymealz

A term used for the food item(s) given to young children at McDonald's.

Also, a popular name for a noob.

*Happymealz was on the list of required food items.

*Happymealz didn't dodge the cannonball, and died.

*Happymealz by nooby and lag April 28, 2011

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One happymeal away from being a pedofile

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles

Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

One happymeal away from being a pedofile by definitionalist January 20, 2010

happymealing

(ns slang) Devouring a marine as an onos

"You got happymealed"

happymealing by Beast August 31, 2003

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NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.

Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased

NewYork Happymeal by Factus deletus August 10, 2021

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