Definitions by definitionalist

Kelvinator 

A person who is continously making "Biological Warfare" gas from his ass.

The Kelvinator is killing me with his poison gas.

Kelvinator by definitionalist August 15, 2011

One happymeal away from being a pedofile 

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles

Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

One happymeal away from being a pedofile by definitionalist January 20, 2010

Flying the freak flag 

Not only is that bitch freaky, she is dying for someone to notice how freaky she is

Charlotte is flying the freak flag so that everyone knows she is wacked out!

Flying the freak flag by definitionalist January 20, 2010

psychomagnetic 

the act of looking at food makes you fatter like a magnet.

All I have to do is look at fatty food and I put on an extra 5 pounds. This is psychomagnetic illness

psychomagnetic by definitionalist January 20, 2010