One happymeal away from being a pedofile

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles

Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

by definitionalist January 20, 2010

psychomagnetic

the act of looking at food makes you fatter like a magnet.

All I have to do is look at fatty food and I put on an extra 5 pounds. This is psychomagnetic illness

by definitionalist January 20, 2010

Kelvinator

A person who is continously making "Biological Warfare" gas from his ass.

The Kelvinator is killing me with his poison gas.

by definitionalist August 15, 2011

Flying the freak flag

Not only is that bitch freaky, she is dying for someone to notice how freaky she is

Charlotte is flying the freak flag so that everyone knows she is wacked out!

by definitionalist January 20, 2010