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One happymeal away from being a pedofile 

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles
Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.
Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased

three fries short of a happy meal

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

among us happy meal 

The Among Us Happy Meal is a Mc.Donalds food item found only at the time 3:00AM.
Edward: Ok guys, so we just found out, WHEN YOU GO TO MCDONALDS, YOU CAN ORDER THE.. AMONG US HAPPY MEAL! THATS RIGHT! THE AMONG US HAPPY MEAL!

Shit in my Happy Meal

When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
Falling down the up escalator was a Shit in my Happy Meal

among us happy meal (3AM) (SCARY) (GONE WORNG) 

among us happy meal (3AM) (SCARY) (GONE WORNG) is a hape mele onle evalebel at 3AM