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happymeal 

a children's meal composed mainly of cardboard, bread, spit, and potatoes.
damn this happymeal tases like shit!
happymeal by facechild November 19, 2003

One happymeal away from being a pedofile 

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles
Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

happymealing 

(ns slang) Devouring a marine as an onos
"You got happymealed"
happymealing by Beast August 31, 2003

NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.
Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased