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Happy Seal 

When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.

This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass

MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?

MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
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Happy-Seal 

Happy-Seal est une marque de vêtement française visant à rendre les gens heureux. "Seal" le phoque les accompagnes à sourire à la vie et à se dépasser en permanence.

Créer Par BASCLE Léa
Happy-Seal it's very interesant
Happy-Seal by Bascle Léa February 21, 2020

happymeal 

a children's meal composed mainly of cardboard, bread, spit, and potatoes.
damn this happymeal tases like shit!
happymeal by facechild November 19, 2003

*Happymealz

A term used for the food item(s) given to young children at McDonald's.

Also, a popular name for a noob.
*Happymealz was on the list of required food items.

*Happymealz didn't dodge the cannonball, and died.
*Happymealz by nooby and lag April 28, 2011

One happymeal away from being a pedofile 

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles
Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

happymealing 

(ns slang) Devouring a marine as an onos
"You got happymealed"
happymealing by Beast August 31, 2003

NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.
Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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