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Happenstache
Happenstache by LibiMuffin June 5, 2010
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crazy random happenstance
Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!
Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!
crazy random happenstance by fred carpinski February 25, 2009
happenstance
/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans
–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.
(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)
See happen.
–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.
(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)
See happen.
Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."
happenstance by Brahmastra October 19, 2009
Happetite
Happetite by IMakeWordsJhonnyHotDog October 23, 2019
Happetizer
The name for the discounted appetizers you get during “Happy Hour” at your favorite change restaurants. I.e. TGI Fridays, Applebee’s……
Happetizer by Mister Knowbody October 21, 2003
Happiest Season
lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?
lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though
lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though
Happiest Season by elliesbrowscar December 14, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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