Happenstache

When one or more people share the same type and colour of moustache.

Wow, What a random happenstache, your moustache looks like mine!

Happenstache by LibiMuffin June 5, 2010

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Happenstache

Facial hair, especially on the upper lip, that grows due to laziness.

"I came by this stupid hipster look purely by happenstache."

Happenstache by jmunchie April 26, 2012

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crazy random happenstance

a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"

Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!

crazy random happenstance by fred carpinski February 25, 2009

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happenstance

/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.

Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."

happenstance by Brahmastra October 19, 2009