/ˈhæpənˌstæns/
Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans
–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.
(
one's happenstance is usually
unique to oneself)
See happen.
Alex: "So
bromeo, how'd last
night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no
simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."