Happenstache
Happenstache by LibiMuffin June 5, 2010
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Happenstache
Happenstache by jmunchie April 26, 2012
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crazy random happenstance
Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!
Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!
crazy random happenstance by fred carpinski February 25, 2009
happenstance
/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans
–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.
(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)
See happen.
–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.
(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)
See happen.
Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."
happenstance by Brahmastra October 19, 2009
happenstance
happenstance by Caro D December 15, 2008
Happenstance
Happenstance by JOE SCHMO468889 February 13, 2009
Crazy Random Happenstance
John: Oh I love rhubarb, it's one of my favourite foods!
Shaun: Me too! I love rhubarb!
John: Wow! What a Crazy Random Happenstance.
Shaun: Me too! I love rhubarb!
John: Wow! What a Crazy Random Happenstance.
Crazy Random Happenstance by EdSavitzLastLover May 21, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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