Hapland

an awesomely awesome game you can find about anywhere on the internet. it involves a lot of clicking and to actually win it you have to look up the cheat codes. but actually accomplishing the game feels good! cheats or no cheats. there are 3 different kinds

man we played Hapland, Hapland 2, and Hapland 3 for a week! it took forever to win

by lolbobomgbertha October 19, 2006

Erling Haaland

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.

Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "

by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021

Hallandale Winter Frog

Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.

Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 9, 2009

Harland

An artistic poetic misunderstood depressed pussy magnet

That guy Harland is really a pussy magnet

by Coleworldkid August 8, 2018

Hallandale Beach

A city in Broward County, Florida. Most notorious for it's wealth of drugs, usually crack cocaine, and prostitution. Hallandale Beach is also known to have a high population of retired individuals.

-I'm going to Hallandale Beach this weekend, wanna come?

-Sorry, I don't do crack anymore.

by braduh October 13, 2008

The Haaland High

The feeling of euphoria you get when you captain Erling Braut Haaland on Fantasy Premier league (FPL) and he inevitably scores.

Kai: “Got the haaland high today after captaining him on his debut. My eyes rolled to the back of my head. Did u captain him?”

Ben: Captain him? I didn't even have him in my team. Won’t make that mistake again. set and forget! I mean i did captain slabhead once on a double gameweek so its not surprising really”

Kai: “You dont deserve the Haaland High”

by michael whiteside August 8, 2022

Hallandale

Hallandale (The Dale) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Home of the realest niggas ever. 🤘🏽 Mostly known for it’s beautiful beach and horse racing track but don’t be fooled, it get scary by dat graveyard. Also known for it’s one of a kind Lingo where niggas just add “ ‘on ” to the end of every word. (Example : “Dale’on”). Ran by zone 10, zone 3, YPN, 1TM etc. The only time the people come outside the house are on special events like MLK day, New Year’s Eve, Prom line up, 4th of July and occasionally for football and basketball games.

Old head: Damn son, why you flexing on em like that.
Dale nigga: Cause I’m from the Dale’on... poe bitch.

Hallandale 🤘🏽

by Dale jit🤘🏽 August 21, 2019