Harland

An artistic poetic misunderstood depressed pussy magnet

That guy Harland is really a pussy magnet

by Coleworldkid August 8, 2018

Harland

Someone that owns a Garry's Mod community and preys on young gullible children (usually 15 year old females, sometimes male) then proceeds to make them gag themselves with their panties.

Oh, man! Did you hear the news? That guy is a real Harland.

by crime stopper November 24, 2020

harland

A man with a pervy mustache, possibly a pedophile.

I saw that Harland in front of my kids school again.

by ConcernedMother031 April 2, 2016

Harland

Harlands are floops. The kinkiest, nerdiest fortnite gods you’ll ever meet. They can be stupid but also pretty swag i guess.

and typically hate this emoji-🤪

“That person just grabbed someone’s foot”

“Oh he’s done a Harland”

by freyalololol May 22, 2019

Harland

An edgy fuck who is most likely a virgin. Harlands are also rednecks. He is a future school shooter due to his incel habits. He has a small dick and is a metalhead poser. Harlands usually prefer electronica music but pose as something edgier due to the desire of being an e-boy. Harland will discard you like a peasant after he is through with you. They are very bad liars. To be honest, he is probably gay and you know it.

That man-hoe Harland gets no pussy and all dick.

by Fresh_Tresh May 10, 2019

Harland Sanders

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.

let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

Harland Williams

A Canadian-born comedian, able to make jokes out of any situation, hilarious man, pure comic genius.

Larry: I do say, that Harland Williams fellow sure is a riot.

Steve: I concur, he is quite the funny man.

by Joe Equals Zero. November 16, 2006