haaland

Haaland is a funny guy short guy loves football and goes to beast mode always

Bro did u see what haaland just do

by Mickel Jackson junior November 9, 2020

Haaland

Currently the best striker in the world and plays for the current best club in Europe.

Rejected some shit club called Manchester United and went to play for the way better club in the same city.

Haaland scored a great goal.

by MCFC>MUFC June 20, 2023

Erling Haaland

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.

Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "

by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021

The Haaland High

The feeling of euphoria you get when you captain Erling Braut Haaland on Fantasy Premier league (FPL) and he inevitably scores.

Kai: “Got the haaland high today after captaining him on his debut. My eyes rolled to the back of my head. Did u captain him?”

Ben: Captain him? I didn't even have him in my team. Won’t make that mistake again. set and forget! I mean i did captain slabhead once on a double gameweek so its not surprising really”

Kai: “You dont deserve the Haaland High”

by michael whiteside August 8, 2022

Ekemini Haaland

A person who is quick, sharp and always lucky to be around wherever and whenever there is a giveaway ongoing.

There was a party yesterday and I was an Ekemini haaland durind the giveaway.

You are to dull try Ekemini Haaland up.

by Annonimini March 3, 2023

Erling the robot haaland

He is a robot who came from Germany also he is Norwegian and he is blue just like his dad and scores loads on loads of goals.

Erling the robot Haaland has scored 353467349 goals this minute.

by Erling Mbappaypal Mbappe February 11, 2023

Haaland

Breaking records

"You can't stop haalanding" You can't stop breaking records
"You're such a haaland" You're such a record breaker

by Yona• November 28, 2023