Someone that owns a Garry's Mod community and preys on young gullible children (usually 15 year old females, sometimes male) then proceeds to make them gag themselves with their panties.
Oh, man! Did you hear the news? That guy is a real Harland.
An edgy fuck who is most likely a virgin. Harlands are also rednecks. He is a future school shooter due to his incel habits. He has a small dick and is a metalhead poser. Harlands usually prefer electronica music but pose as something edgier due to the desire of being an e-boy. Harland will discard you like a peasant after he is through with you. They are very bad liars. To be honest, he is probably gay and you know it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.