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Holesome
Person1: Hey I found something holesome to see. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person2: Aaaawww these anime couples gonna hold han - wait a sec why the handholding became censored?
Person2: Aaaawww these anime couples gonna hold han - wait a sec why the handholding became censored?
Holesome by Bootleg 7GrandDad May 28, 2020
Related Words
haole • Holesome • halestorm • Hamless • Hapless • Harlesden • Holeshot • Halesowen • Haole Entitlement • Hapless Moderation
snack holes
snack holes by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018
speed holes
Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.
Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?
Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.
Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some
Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.
Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some
speed holes by RobbyPants May 30, 2008
Ann's holes
Ann's holes by Ct jomes November 18, 2017
I like poles not holes
me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!
I like poles not holes by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 17, 2007
Harlesden
1. An area in North West London (NW10 to be exact) in England. Infamous for being a ghetto/gangster area and a fun place to rave. Harlesden is also known to be a Jamaican neighbourhood and is dominated with many of them.
2. Harlesden has also attracted the media and has been the center of two television documentaries. "Heart of Harlesden" and "My Shakespeare".
3. Harlesden is surrounded by Stonebridge, Willesden and is close to Wembley, Kensal Rise. Stonebridge is very similar to Harlesden and both are very much linked to each other.
Buses that go to Harlesden:
18, 266, 260, 297, PR2
Tube lines that go to Harlesden/Willesden Junction Station:
Bakerloo Line, National Rail
2. Harlesden has also attracted the media and has been the center of two television documentaries. "Heart of Harlesden" and "My Shakespeare".
3. Harlesden is surrounded by Stonebridge, Willesden and is close to Wembley, Kensal Rise. Stonebridge is very similar to Harlesden and both are very much linked to each other.
Buses that go to Harlesden:
18, 266, 260, 297, PR2
Tube lines that go to Harlesden/Willesden Junction Station:
Bakerloo Line, National Rail
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Pee Calculus
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