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Hanselman 

The act of friending two women friends and sleeping with both. Although not at the same time, it must be during the same weekend. Also the women must remain friends after said Hanselmanning.
Man 1: Dude, I hanselmanned those chicks last weekend.

Man 2: And they are still friends?

Man 1: Yeah.
Hanselman by dickinny April 17, 2013
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Sophia Ann Hanselman

Born in November, these jaw dropping people are popular and different in their own way. No matter how bad the selfie is, they some how look drop-dead gorgeous in them all. They may act pessimistic and say words they don't mean but they are great people to have. They often get jealous and act a little strange but if you need them, they will be at your doorstep in a heartbeat. They usually stay in their friendzone but may step out when someone perks their curiosity or are just that good looking. They are a unique addition to a friendship
Wow, I wish I could have someone that's a Sophia Ann Hanselman

Did you hear? I finnaly got a date with a Sophia Ann Hanselman

Hanseling 

Named for the action of Hansel (and Gretel) from "Hansel and Gretel," the Grimms' fairy tale, as they dropped stones or bread, in turn, to mark their path through the forest.

Forms may include: Hanseling (or lower case, hanseling), a verb; to hansel, a verb; or Proper noun, Hansel (meaning one who drops carelessly in described manner, or any variation of such).

Hanseling is the term used when items, carelessly or purposely, are dropped (possibly in a meandering or careless path-like manner) as a man or boy walks; Greteling is the identical term when a woman or girl walks and drops items in similar manner.

So there is the male version: Hanseling. The female version: Greteling. Either caps or lowercase: Hanseling or hanseling; Greteling or greteling.

The term was initially used years ago when small boys would fail to stay put at meals, and would carry their meals or snacks around the house, haphazardly dropping crumbs or chunks of food in paths around the house.
The term not only includes eating and dropping crumbs, but can broadly include dropping any item (such as clothes, paper, trash, etc.), often in an unthinking or inconsiderate manner.

It can further include not wiping ones' feet at the door, and hanseling mud throughout the home. Etc.
Stop the messes Hansel! No more hanseling around the house eating handfuls of Fruity Pebbles!
Hanseling by Candycasa November 24, 2009

Jeff Hanneman

The "other" guitarist from Slayer, who's actually miles better. Kerry King is awesome, but he's nothing on Jeff Hanneman. Hanneman's solos are just pure fucking awesome.
Kid who pretends to like Slayer to be cool: OMGZ KERRY KING IS LIEK TEH BEST

Proper Slayer fan: No, he's awesome, but Jeff Hanneman is better. Jeff wrote Angel of Death!

Handleman 

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.
Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.
Handleman by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021

Jeff Hanneman

One of the legendary band Slayer's guitarists. He has been with the band since it started and can play awesome solos.
Woah jeff hanneman has alot of talent
Jeff Hanneman by M3tal H3ad August 30, 2008

Hansdeltania

The c o o m monster, 2D foot gladiator, and weeb. Flies planes and makes rad ass maps, they say for a game where you fake being a nation for shits and giggles. Someone named this is definitely a monster that has unlimited power, they say.
"Dude, have you heard, there's a Hansdeltania that moved on the street"
"I know, I walked into him looking at 2d feet whilst flying a plane and updating a fictional map for some game. What a fellow."
Hansdeltania by noone232 August 4, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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