Hannibal Lector

While receiving a blowjob in 69 reach down and pull scrotum over nose and eyes of meat stick worker.

While Jethro and Russel were engaged in training for upcoming Grinder awards, Jethro decided to pay homage to his hero and give Russel a Hannibal Lector.

by HarryBalz November 23, 2025

Hannibal Lecter

A sophisticated, psychopathic, cultured, artistically talented, brilliant doctor of psychology and surgery, who just so happens to be a murderer and cannibal. Oh, and he's also good cook. AND he's fluent in 5 languages!

Dr. Hannibal Lecter likes eating liver with Fava beans.

by A great mind... October 18, 2020

Hannibal Lecture

A plot device in a story which entails the villain giving a convincing lecture to its interrogator, usually in an attempt to justify itself; often successfully convincing the hero of his or her own moral shortcomings.

"You'd like to quantify me, Officer Starling. You're so ambitious, aren't you? Do you know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. You're a well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Your eyes are like cheap birthstones - all surface shine when you stalk some little answer. And you're bright behind them, aren't you? Desperate not to be like your mother. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation out of the mines Officer Starling. Is it the West Virginia Starlings or the Okie Starlings, Officer? It was a toss-up between college and the opportunities in the Women's Army Corps, wasn't it? Let me tell you something specific about yourself, Student Starling. Back in your room, you have a string of gold add-a-beads and you feel an ugly little thump when you look at how tacky they are now, isn't that so? All those tedious thank-yous, permitting all that sincere fumbling, getting all sticky once for every bead. Tedious. Tedious. Bo-o-o-o-r-i-ing. Being smart spoils a lot of things, doesn't it? And taste isn't kind. When you think about this conversation, you'll remember the dumb animal hurt in his face when you got rid of him. If the add-a-beads got tacky, what else will as you go along? You wonder don't you, at night?"

—The Hannibal Lecture by Hannibal Lecter, The Silence Of The Lambs (book)

by Kontesa January 13, 2010

Hannibal Lecter

A fictional serial killer; most recently adapted for a television series under the same name.

"God, that psychiatrist is gay!"

"Are you talking about Hannibal Lecter?"

by return_ofsaturn November 26, 2021

Hannibal Lecture

A term depicting a person who is constantly inclined to advise/lecture everyone about every little fact that they know in a pedantic manner.

Would you drop the Hannibal Lecture routine! I know how to boil eggs!!!

by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

Hannibal Lecter

Coolest Book charector ever? Quite Possible. Was in 3 movies, who was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins (Who was an INCREDIBLE Hannibal) and 3 Books (Red Dragon First, Then Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal Last) which was written by Thomas Harris (Who is one of the BEST writers ever, alongside of Stephen King) If you were fortunite to see Silence of the Lambs, you would know the greatness of Hannibal Lecter. How he seems to be your friend, how he is calm even when he kills people, how he knows everything that is happeneing, and he never loses his cool. Hannibal PWNS j00

"He dosn't kill because he is insane, he kills because he likes it"
- Will Graham, Red Dragon

If you have not seen The Silence of the Lmbs, Red Dragon or Hannibal, go out and buy it at blockbluster. And then read the books :)

Every Halloween, I have a Hannibal Lecter mask on, I scare everyone I meet.

by Super Spikes October 12, 2005

Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

by H Gross June 1, 2010