Hanf 

A nasty gutter slut who fell off the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down. One who closely resembles a cross between an orangutan with down syndrome and the dead girl in the movie, the Ring. One who is married to a unemployed loser who still has yet to come out of the closet. A total slut that will bang, blow, lick, or swallow anything. Anything. An STD-ridden individual with obvious herpes sores on her face (yeah, those aren't chapped lips guys). A total loser who has no friends. An awful wife that has, and will continue to cheat on her husband with anyone. Anyone. A genetic anomaly. A complete and utter failure at life. A Jew.

Is that Gollum??? Oh, never mind... its just a Hanf.

Yo dude, I heard you banged a Hanf last night... you should totally get yourself checked out before that rash spreads to your face.

Hanf by KimboSliceYo April 2, 2009

hañf 

the worst slur of all.

calling someone this will most likely end your career.

“you are the other hañf”

hañf by b1gg b411s January 3, 2023

Hanf up 

A misspelling of hanging up. Some times using for insider jokes on roleplaying sites. Should be stopped it the joke gets lame.

I often hanf up after phonecalls. I have a hanfing phone on the wall.

Emily hanfs up after a conversation with Michelle

Hanf up by Leif Hvalsøe Schou June 13, 2010

hanfa 

The one who has a kind and a beautiful heart ....whose beauty is one of a kind

Hanfaa!!

hanfa by Aafnah April 17, 2021

Hanford

Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Smells like cows and rotten eggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Meth capital of the world.

"Dude did you see that pregnant crackhead?"
"Yeah shes from Hanford!"

Hanford by Kristie Michelle June 15, 2008

hanfic 

Short for Hanson fiction. Long or short stories written about the band Hanson.

Started in 1997 when Hanson became popular. First couple of years the stories were similar, founded on the authors personal day dreams about the band. The quality of these stories was rather poor. Basic plot: Hanson moves in next door to a girl, Zac/Taylor/Isaac and girl fall inlove.

The quality of these stories has improved greatly over the years, some have even been published as books.

Tulsa 74132, Bed Of Lies, Zac says Tay still wets his bed, Devil/Angel, The Quiet One, Catapult, Beautiful Disaster, Stay are all hanfics.

hanfic by Judith Major April 30, 2006

Hanford

Hanford is A Small Town In the Valley.. Where The Water Smells Like Rotten Eggs, an It has the Highest Teen pregnancy Rate In California.

"you know That Girl Lisa in Hanford is pregnant with her 4 child..."

"Damn! Really.. Ain't She Only 16?"

Hanford by Tagen June 16, 2008