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Handy Man 

When the male pulls out during doggy-style and ejaculates down the length of the female's ass crack. Afterwards, the male licks his thumb and smoothes out the semen as if it were a line of silicone.
That chick had a draft so I gave her a handy man.
Handy Man by jbill January 5, 2009
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Handy Man 

To receiving a hand job that results in getting your Jolly's off.
Even though Alf has become halosexual, he gladly received a handy man from Nancy while playing Halo2.
Handy Man by TheSoapShow December 19, 2004

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole
I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

Scotty the Handy Man 

An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing
Scotty the Handy Man's presence was enough to turn my frown upside down.
Scotty the Handy Man by Fergus June 19, 2004

Handy Dandy Man 

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.

Right Hand Man 

Someone you need when you are outgunned, outmanned, outnumbered, and outplanned.
Right Hand Man by Flatblok71 July 19, 2020

Handy Manny 

Handy Manny crossed the border to kill Bob The Builder
and steal his spot on tv.
Handy Manny killed Bob the builder last friday
Handy Manny by bunnysoxx March 17, 2011
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