Hanzsexual 

To be gay but lie and say you have a girlfriend from another country

Friend 1: Yo did you see Sean’s girlfriend from England, she’s hot
Friend 2: Nah come on man, Sean is a total Hanzsexual

Hanzsexual by Squirrelrebellion June 26, 2018

Halosexual 

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.

My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...

Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

Hansexual

One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.

Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.

Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

hamosexual 

Sexually attracted to Ham

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham

hamosexual by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018

Hangesexual

Having a strong sexual and/or romantic attraction to hange zoe from aot

My sexuality? Oh I'm hangesexual

Hangesexual by Hanges biggest simp February 19, 2021

Hanksexual 

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."

Hanksexual by That one MC Sheriff fan July 8, 2021

hansexual

a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids

someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....

hansexual by sehunsnose December 25, 2020