Handifag

Handifag is a term used to describe a cheap gay stripper who is never worth your money.

Jake: Like, Marcus, this stripper is total shit"
Marcus: Like, right! He's a toootal handifag!

by Jason P-dity Bourne June 1, 2017

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Handifat

A person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn't have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.

Hey, look at that fat shit at the dunkin donuts, I think she has a handifat license plate. I'll bet she hasn't seen her feet in ten years.

by BigNTasty October 28, 2004

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Handifag • handifagger • handifapped • Handifat • Handfaggle • Handiface • handifaker

handifaker

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

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1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.

1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.

by Ivan Ugrozny November 20, 2007

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handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

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