Handifag 

Handifag is a term used to describe a cheap gay stripper who is never worth your money.

Jake: Like, Marcus, this stripper is total shit"
Marcus: Like, right! He's a toootal handifag!

Handifag by Jason P-dity Bourne June 1, 2017

Handifat 

A person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn't have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.

Hey, look at that fat shit at the dunkin donuts, I think she has a handifat license plate. I'll bet she hasn't seen her feet in ten years.

Handifat by BigNTasty October 28, 2004

handifaker 

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

handifaker by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

handifat 

1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.

1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.

handifat by Ivan Ugrozny November 20, 2007

handifapped 

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

handifapped by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

handfag 

The gay man that accompanies a diva everywhere she goes.

Person A: Did you see Madonna's new handfag?

Person B: Yeah, and he looked faaabulous.

handfag by dxcrtvbynujimi January 21, 2010

Handiface 

Retarded looking. Ugly; someone who lacks beauty and much more.

I would love you if you weren't such a handiface

Handiface by Tien_ October 13, 2005