Handifat
A person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn't have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.
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handifat
1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.
1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.
handifat by Ivan Ugrozny November 20, 2007
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Handifat • handifapped • handicat • handfat • Handiface • Handifag • handifagger • handifaker • Handimation • Handipatic
handifaker
A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.
Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.
handifaker by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008
handifapped
"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"
"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"
"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"
"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"
"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"
handifapped by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010
handicat
A term coined by the webcomic El Goonish Shive. A handicat is the word for being unable to move because a cat is sitting on your lap or another part of your body.
handicat by Daniel "Dann" Woolf October 13, 2008
handicat
handicat by Enragedwalrus April 2, 2011
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