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injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.
"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"
by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010
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The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.
Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.
by Trypto May 25, 2014
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The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.
I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!
by definedefinition September 28, 2015
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