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A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.
Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.
landbeast by JCC January 11, 2004
Words you can keep
Today was going great,but then I saw about fifteen landbeasts walking around on my way to class.
Landbeast by As_Seen_On_TV May 4, 2009

landmaster 

To be without creativity. To hold the power to create a truly epic game and fail on numerous levels. Also see: Sakurai, Nintendo

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.
Ex. "lolololzurz theis iz a dumb topicz u phALEZ/10"

Reply post: "Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"
landmaster by David Sakurai January 11, 2009

Land Beast

An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.
Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!
Land Beast by TheChris21 November 7, 2010
A male that is a total beast. The 'la' is added in front to add spice and mystery. This male is often young and dark-haired, at times even a bit good looking (not always though). He may not be the most confident one out there, but definitely dignified and sincere. Honesty is an apparent attribute as well. The LaBeast male is a rare creature, and should be cherished...
Dayum, that kid is LaBeast!
LaBeast by LaBeastAdmirer August 22, 2011

landmaster 

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.
"sheeutt up urrr soo gaaay ewwww lolz"

"Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"
landmaster by David Sakrai January 31, 2008

Landboating 

A verb; the act of hitching a boat to a vehicle and driving said vehicle around on local streets while people in the boat are partying.
"Hey Mark! My neighbor just got a boat! Do you want to go landboating down Mentor Avenue?
Landboating by No Such Luck June 13, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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