Hand Pants
Hand Pants by jpshmoove March 17, 2008
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over the pants hand job
Ita pretty self explanitory.
The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.
The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.
over the pants hand job by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014
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Hand in her pants
Used to describe a girl so horny that she is constantly jerking off, in science, math, or an elevator. In other words, someone you don't want to talk to unless you're a horny guy.
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A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.
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Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.
Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple
Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.
Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple
Hand(s) down the pants by TheD0nald August 22, 2011
Handpantsa
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Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013
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