4 definitions by TeenageLobotomy

what stupid teenyboppers call green day's lead singer and guitarist even though his real name is billIE joe armstrong. with an IE! yes, it is pretty sad. normally accompanied by, IS A TOTAL SEXXX GAWD! or FUSE ROX!
teenybopper: OMG! I TOTALLY <3 BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!
normal person: its billie joe, with an IE, glue sniffer. go listen to good charlotte or something.
teenybopper: COOL! JOEL MADDEN IS TOTALLY HAWT! DID U LIKE KNO THAT HE IS DATING HILARY DUFF?!
normal person: why are you still talking to me?
by TeenageLobotomy June 7, 2006
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A guy who everyone should feel sorry for because he is named RIVERS. also wears dorky glasses, but most weezer fans love him anyway. i at least did, until one of the definitions said that he didnt like his fans. wtf?!
how could rivers cuomo not like his fans?
by TeenageLobotomy June 6, 2006
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Used to describe a girl so horny that she is constantly jerking off, in science, math, or an elevator. In other words, someone you don't want to talk to unless you're a horny guy.
"Yeah, we call her hand in her pants megna.... did u see what she was doing when Mr. Klang was explaining about photosynthesis??????????"
by TeenageLobotomy June 6, 2006
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A day so amazingly sucky that you have to revert to using the word dinosuar in it, a word that normally shoudn't be used unless 1.The person in question is in the Museum of Natural history or 2.The person in question is a little boy in the 2nd Grade
"Man, yesterday was a DINOSAUR DIPSHIT DAY!"
"Do I know you??"
by TeenageLobotomy June 6, 2006
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