A type of pants that narrows at the knee and then flares out at the ankles. A literal translation of the Italian term for bell-bottoms.
Joel: "Hey Neddo, check out these awesome flare pants I bought for hella cheap at Montagnola."
Ned: "Yo dude, those are some kick ass elephant hoof pants!"
Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.
Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."