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hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad
dude ur dad has the fucking roids
hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003
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hemroids 

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain
damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain
hemroids by beaner August 7, 2004
a hemroid so huge it feels like a ham as been shoved up your ass...
My ass was so swoled up it felt as if I had me a hamroid all up in there.
hamroid by johny drama January 10, 2008

hemroids 

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.
Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!
hemroids by Schecter August 19, 2006

hemroids 

Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting
Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!
hemroids by x October 29, 2004

Kimy Hemroids 

It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people
My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids
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