n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003

Related Words

hamroid • hemroids • Hairoids • Kimy Hemroids • Hemroid sucker

hemroids

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

hemroids by beaner August 7, 2004

hamroid

a hemroid so huge it feels like a ham as been shoved up your ass...

My ass was so swoled up it felt as if I had me a hamroid all up in there.

hamroid by johny drama January 10, 2008

hemroids

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.

Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!

hemroids by Schecter August 19, 2006

hemroids

Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting

Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!

hemroids by x October 29, 2004

Kimy Hemroids

It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people

My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids

Kimy Hemroids by Doctor Trayoures August 4, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026