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A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.
Hemroid by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014
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Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.
Hemroid by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008
A driver that will not get off your ass.
I sure am glad that hemroid turned off, I was tired of him riding my ass.
hemroid by heminow? June 5, 2007
A person who is a pain in the ass.
Bill: Mark can be such a douche.
Steve: Yea, that kid is such a hemroid.
Hemroid by Echo5mike November 6, 2013

hemroid infested shit ass 

A stinky ass hole with popped boils all over the interior
Nick get away from me you hemroid infested shit ass

Hemroid hunter 

The act of having anal sex in order to pop painful burning hemroids.
Person 1: Honey I have some really painful hemroids...
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!
Hemroid hunter by bordman24 September 13, 2010

Hemroid sucker

Someone you hate beyond reason, another curse word for someone you really hate. Maybe someone who flirts with your bf/gf even when they know you hate it. A slut or whore someone you and your friends all have a mutual hatred for. Also could mean someone who enjoys to actually suck on a hemroid however that is extremely rare or nonexistent.
That hemroid sucker is near John again I'm going to have to show her where her place is, he's my boyfriend!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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