Hamnette 

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.

Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette

Hamnette by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

Hamnett 

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.

Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.

Hamnett by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004

hamnett 

a pathological fantasist; a Walter Mitty type

Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!

hamnett by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004

Hamnett 

Alternative spelling of Hamnette (q.v.)

He tried many quack remedies to compensate for his Hamnett

Hamnett by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

hanette 

the best person in the world

i iove hanette

hanette by 🌬 November 21, 2021

Hamlette 

Ham folded over egg and cheese. Add other toppings if you like: oregano, tomatoes, bread, pickles...

I'd like to order a Hamlette with a side of fries and some Tang.

Hamlette by T T O M O June 21, 2016

hamlette 

A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette.

Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had some caffeine.

hamlette by Beth October 5, 2004