Hamnette

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.

Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette

by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

Hamnett

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.

Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.

by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004

hamnett

a pathological fantasist; a Walter Mitty type

Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!

by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004

Hamnett

Alternative spelling of Hamnette (q.v.)

He tried many quack remedies to compensate for his Hamnett

by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

hanette

the best person in the world

i iove hanette

by 🌬 November 21, 2021

Hamlette

Ham folded over egg and cheese. Add other toppings if you like: oregano, tomatoes, bread, pickles...

I'd like to order a Hamlette with a side of fries and some Tang.

by T T O M O June 21, 2016

hamlette

A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette.

Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had some caffeine.

by Beth October 5, 2004