Hamnette

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An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.

Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette

Hamnette by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

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Hamnett

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.

Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.

Hamnett by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004

Related Words

Hamnette • hamlette • Hamnett • hamette • hanette

hamnett

a pathological fantasist; a Walter Mitty type

Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!

hamnett by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004

Hamnett

Alternative spelling of Hamnette (q.v.)

He tried many quack remedies to compensate for his Hamnett

Hamnett by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

hanette

the best person in the world

i iove hanette

hanette by 🌬 November 21, 2021

Hamlette

Ham folded over egg and cheese. Add other toppings if you like: oregano, tomatoes, bread, pickles...

I'd like to order a Hamlette with a side of fries and some Tang.

Hamlette by T T O M O June 21, 2016

hamlette

A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette.

Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had some caffeine.

hamlette by Beth October 5, 2004

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026