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A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.
Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.
Hamnett by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004
Words you can keep
a pathological fantasist; a Walter Mitty type
Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!
hamnett by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004
Alternative spelling of Hamnette (q.v.)
He tried many quack remedies to compensate for his Hamnett
Hamnett by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

kirk hammett 

a VERY hot guitarist who plays in the famous metal band metallica
kirk hammett by hollqndsfx November 13, 2022

Hamnette 

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.
Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette
Hamnette by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

Kirk Hammett 

A San Franciscan guitarist, who started playing at the age of 15 on his brothers guitar. Once gaining enough skill played in a couple bands, Starting Exodus in the process. He later flew to New York to join with Metallica and has become one of the most influential and copied lead guitarist of all time. Is very well known for his "fuck off" attitude and lightning fast fingers. Also being recognized as a prominent surfer, and studier of zen. Plays his guitar 364 days of the year.
did you hear those lixx kirk hammett played? hes the fucking best!
Kirk Hammett by matt December 6, 2003

Kirk Hammett 

Guitarist in metallica, his first band was a garage band Mesh, and then later joined Exodus, after words he joined Metallica. He took lessons from Joe Satriani, and is very skilled with the guitar.
Wow...kirk hammett rules...
Kirk Hammett by Ryan August 4, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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