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Female version of a Ham. A female that is a pushover at any time for the sake of good attention which results in getting that attention and usually a good laugh.
My dog Stormy Sue is such a hamette. She will literally cozy up to anyone on the couch and lay her head on your shoulder.

Daisy Mae was a great hamette in her time by sitting on the kitchen chair next to you and giving her paw so that you would scratch her belly and would continue to do so until she was satisfied
hamette by luvmydogz January 22, 2010
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Hamnette 

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.
Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette
Hamnette by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004
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Feminine connotation of the word homie meaning friend, and or companion. In most situations not meant to be taken seriously but only as telling the receiver of the comment the they are the speaker freind.
Girl, you's my homette.
Homette by Akhenaton January 31, 2006
Halette is the nicest girl in the world
Halette by Crisral March 15, 2017
"ur my homette"
"whats up homette"
Homette by Im a gay bitch October 12, 2018
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Hamlette 

Ham folded over egg and cheese. Add other toppings if you like: oregano, tomatoes, bread, pickles...
I'd like to order a Hamlette with a side of fries and some Tang.
Hamlette by T T O M O June 21, 2016