Hammer Dad 

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

Hammer Dad by beebop photography June 10, 2022

Hammer the Daddy Pipe 

A vasectomy

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Hammer the Daddy Pipe by WennyDC November 12, 2024

hammerdamn 

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.

'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'

hammerdamn by yer maw wants ma cock May 17, 2009

hammerdasher 

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo

"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."

hammerdasher by JKrieg March 8, 2008

M.C Hammerdaddy 

Me. I am M.C Hammerdaddy. That is my name. But not my real name ill have you know

Hi im M.C Hammerdaddy

M.C Hammerdaddy by Matt collins November 27, 2004

HammerDance 

A man with extremely hydrated eyes, some say that he blinks more times in a second than some do in their entire lifetimes.

Man, did you see that HammerDance video? How does he react to anything when he's always fucking blinking?

HammerDance by Mousepad Milk March 29, 2024