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Hammad is the Best
Hammad by red headed orangutan November 5, 2018

Hajmadilla 

1. Flaccid penis
2. Not being able to sexually perform due to either performance anxiety, or too much alcohol or drugs.
3. Reaction to something unattractive or uncool
Ex 1.
Guy 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: I took her home, but I got hajmadilla
Guy 1: I hate when that happens

Ex 2.
That 300 pound girl who won't shut up in my econ class is giving me a hajmadilla
Hajmadilla by The Haj Monster October 2, 2012
A handsome man of all the ladies
Peaceful and nice man loyal and get all the girls.

The supreme ruler and leader.
Paramount Chief.
A Lionhearted Man.
A king of all kings.

The most greatful handsome person you can meet get all the babes and loyal.

The hottest guy in the group, who will marry a girl whose name starts with (Your name girl)
The one who's always surrounded

Don't dare to act smart infront of Hammad because he is the kind of guy who can look so sweet but can even destroy your whole family .

Hammad is a beautiful and Strong name.
If you want any help ,call Hammad ,he will always help you .
Hammad by Diveaway February 3, 2022
Nice guy,sexy very good friend always asking for chiken burger
Irfy:aur wagg1 u bloodclot.
Hammad:give a buger
Irfy:ok safe
Hammad by IRFAAN QADIR December 12, 2017

Harmadillo 

A noun based on the action of 'going Harmadillo'. Similar to 'going berserk' or 'freaking out". The act of going Harmidillo, over time, can be learned, though most often happens on its own accord, similiar to being possessed.

Situations where this can occour are as follows:

-An van filled with sweaty humans, listening to loud noises emnated from speaker devices.

-Railing it on a bicycle, literally or figuretively.
-Ranting about the demerits of Whole Foods Market, aka Whole Paycheck, which makes it hard for a po' boy to be healthy.
-Recounting tales of choas and travels around the world and/or this great United States in which the act of going Harmidillo has happened on nuermous occasions.

-Doing any amount of contrabrand substance to excess.
"Man, you should have seen that guy!" the observer said, "He totally walked into the Whole Foods and totally went Harmadillo. There was bulk oatmeal flying everywhere!"
Harmadillo by Harmadillo February 26, 2010

hammasing 

start a fight with someone and then complain when that someone retaliates
Muhammad: * succer punched a buff dude *
Buff dude: * beats up Muhammad *
Muhammad: * uploading story on instagram * look what this guy did to me

Everyone else: Muhammad quit hammasing you started it
hammasing by Xe3Blue October 25, 2023