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Hammadi is sometimes an annoying kid. But other times he can be your best friend. Hes kind to others unless they're not kind back. Hes the best person you could find!!!
Hammadi
Hammadi by Hammadi November 25, 2018
Words you can keep
Hammad is the Best
Hammad by red headed orangutan November 5, 2018

Hajmadilla 

1. Flaccid penis
2. Not being able to sexually perform due to either performance anxiety, or too much alcohol or drugs.
3. Reaction to something unattractive or uncool
Ex 1.
Guy 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: I took her home, but I got hajmadilla
Guy 1: I hate when that happens

Ex 2.
That 300 pound girl who won't shut up in my econ class is giving me a hajmadilla
Hajmadilla by The Haj Monster October 2, 2012
A handsome man of all the ladies
Peaceful and nice man loyal and get all the girls.

The supreme ruler and leader.
Paramount Chief.
A Lionhearted Man.
A king of all kings.

The most greatful handsome person you can meet get all the babes and loyal.

The hottest guy in the group, who will marry a girl whose name starts with (Your name girl)
The one who's always surrounded

Don't dare to act smart infront of Hammad because he is the kind of guy who can look so sweet but can even destroy your whole family .

Hammad is a beautiful and Strong name.
If you want any help ,call Hammad ,he will always help you .
Hammad by Diveaway February 3, 2022
Nice guy,sexy very good friend always asking for chiken burger
Irfy:aur wagg1 u bloodclot.
Hammad:give a buger
Irfy:ok safe
Hammad by IRFAAN QADIR December 12, 2017

Harmadillo 

A noun based on the action of 'going Harmadillo'. Similar to 'going berserk' or 'freaking out". The act of going Harmidillo, over time, can be learned, though most often happens on its own accord, similiar to being possessed.

Situations where this can occour are as follows:

-An van filled with sweaty humans, listening to loud noises emnated from speaker devices.

-Railing it on a bicycle, literally or figuretively.
-Ranting about the demerits of Whole Foods Market, aka Whole Paycheck, which makes it hard for a po' boy to be healthy.
-Recounting tales of choas and travels around the world and/or this great United States in which the act of going Harmidillo has happened on nuermous occasions.

-Doing any amount of contrabrand substance to excess.
"Man, you should have seen that guy!" the observer said, "He totally walked into the Whole Foods and totally went Harmadillo. There was bulk oatmeal flying everywhere!"
Harmadillo by Harmadillo February 26, 2010

hammasing 

start a fight with someone and then complain when that someone retaliates
Muhammad: * succer punched a buff dude *
Buff dude: * beats up Muhammad *
Muhammad: * uploading story on instagram * look what this guy did to me

Everyone else: Muhammad quit hammasing you started it
hammasing by Xe3Blue October 25, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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