Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

by Lils6m May 5, 2018

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 15, 2020

Hamburger Hand

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.

We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

handburger

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

by handburger May 8, 2020

Handburger

A handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal, crafted by a man with only the implements God has given him. It is the Ultimate Man's meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.

Serve it on a bun or directly by hand.

Frozen hamburgers? We only eat handburgers, here.

by Zuca May 12, 2011

handburger

An act of foreplay, conducted during sexual intercourse, whereby one of the love makers inserts their fist into the other's rectum whilst they defecate.

Dude, we totally made a handburger and she like ate it down like a good gran'ma.

by Pip September 5, 2003