Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.
She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!
by J Sixer February 16, 2020
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Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 06, 2025
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