Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 06, 2025
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Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.
My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.
by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018
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